Bacon Overtaken

Enough with the bacon obsession fad crap already. Sure, it’s tasty with breakfast, but it doesn’t need to be included in candy bars. It’s fun on burgers but has no place inside cookies. It’s lovely as a soup ingredient but there’s zero need for it in a beverage. [hurl!]

And really, do we NEED to be worshipping pig fat while simultaneously watching our asses get more enormous than any generation in history…EVER?

I mean, yeah, a BLT is yummy any time of any day but the ceaseless cramming of bacon into everything that can possibly be consumed has reached gross, if not downright creepy, levels. There’s nowhere it hasn’t been forcibly injected into our lives…bacon lattes, bacon jellybeans, bacon body spray. Yeah, we all know it rocks sometimes. Even vegetarians have been known to lament its awesomeness. But it’s time to stop with the adoration memes and the frilly dessert themes.

Don't let bacon become the new Pumpkin Spice.

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