Cart Fail

I just LOVE scoring a parking spot only to discover that some ass-hat left their shopping cart in it. You take the cart out, you put the cart back. How is this confusing? I once noticed a woman pushing her no-longer-needed cart away and letting it blindly roll off into the distance like the Minnow on a three hour tour. When I pointed out her fuckery, she replied, “Oh, I’m just leaving it out for the next person to use.”

That's not how this works, you ass-lick. Shoppers get carts from the cart-getting spot -- because that's where the shoppers who came before were supposed to leave them. They don't trek across the parking lot to wrestle with some wheeled beast stuck on a curb like a beached metallic whale. You don't check out a library book and return it at the gas station. You don't borrow a friend's jacket and return it in somebody else's driveway. You lend someone your pen and they chuck it into a tree "for the next person," you have the right to be pissed.

And you possess supreme assholery if you claim that your immature, thoughtless bullshit "keeps people employed by giving them a job to do." Oh, did somebody back their car over you? They're just helping to keep paramedics employed.

While we're on the subject of grocery shopping...