Can everybody just stop with the #endlessgoddamnedhashtags? Every mode of communication is not a #Twitterfeed. Not every single thought needs a #numbersign in front of it. Nobody wants hashtags in their #textmessages. And you should be #beatenunconscious if you put hashtags in #emails.
Hey, it’s super-duper that you #loveyourjob and that your #spousetotallyrocks. Let’s try communicating that with #actualwords. Is your #vacationreallyfun? Do you #adoreyourpet? That’s fantazmo…maybe you could write about it like an #adulthuman instead of a #droidspewingbinary.
It’s not that we don’t love hearing about the various things in your life, but you are not a #livingbillboard. Every facet of your existence doesn’t need to be turned into an #excusetoadvertise. The fact that you found your missing sock is not a #businessopportunity.
If you’re bringing awareness to an important cause, go #hashtagcrazy. If you need to promote your biz on social media, go ahead and #shift3 your brains out. But when you’re just telling us that you #lovepeanutbutter, we #dontneedafuckinghashtag and you can #suckit!
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