Pajama Day

“It’s Pajama Day at school!”  Why? No, seriously, WHY is it Pajama Day at school? What does sleepwear have to do with learning? And the kid who sleeps in his underwear at home and just wears those to class…hey, awesome. Let’s have more silly distractions at school ’cause cell phones aren’t enough. If only we could think of something else to make teachers’ jobs harder by shortening attention spans even more...oh, I know...

TEDDYBEARS! We’ll send kids to school in fuzzy jumpers and let them bring stuffed animals. Brilliant! What did Bekkie learn at school today? Nothing. Abso-fuckin'-lutely nothing. By the way, after the day Fluffy Bunny's had, you are def gonna wanna toss that shit in the wash.

We wear clothes when we leave the house. Period. We don’t show up to work in just a jockstrap. We don’t wear swimsuits to the DMV. We don’t dress in bath towels for weddings. Teachers have a hard enough time maintaining focus and gaining respect from students without this incredibly asinine trend making it even more challenging. 

Next time you get that moronic Pajama Day notice, perhaps consider reminding your kid that they’re going to school…not Grandma’s house.

While we're on the subject of shit that should stop...