Chairs, benches and seats are for human butts. They are not for purses, duffles, electronics, sports gear or shopping bags. Or water bottles. Or coats. And definitely not shoes.
If people are standing around in need of seating, MOVE YOUR SHIT! And if you’re one of those people who, when asked if that seat is taken, replies, “Yes, my bag's here,” just know that everyone else is fantasizing about smackin' you right off your throne, princess. Over and over and over again.
Speaking of princess, this applies to dogs, too. People sit in chairs. Dogs sit on floors. Purses don't sit at all.
Did somebody mention dogs sitting where they don't belong...
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