Quiz Craziness

If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?…”OMG, you guys, I got toaster! It’s so spot on!”

Take this quiz to find out what animal you are,…”I got lemur. WhatEVER. I’m so clearly a marmot.”

WHY IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING?! Why are people taking these?

Do you honestly care what fictional movie character or piece of living room furniture you would be according to an algorithm designed to get your personal information? And then, yes, PLEASE post that shit all over social media so we can all see that you are, indeed, Khaleesi no matter what reality…or your profile pic…may tell us. 'Cause you and Emelia Clarke -- total twinsies!

I actually don't mind being the one to break it to you, buttercup. These are not questions "only a genius could answer." Your score does not "prove you're a true [fill-in-the-blank]." The results will not "reveal" a single thing about yourself - except that you're gullible as fuck.

These really should come with throat-punch reaction icons. Every time I see this dipshittery, I imagine that person chasing a red laser dot around on the floor.

While we're on the topic of being obnoxious online...