Stop n' Creep

People who stop three car lengths away from a stop light and then do that insufferably slow creep up to the line should have fire ants dumped into their sunroofs. Yeah, thanks, I was hoping to turn each intersection into a game of Grind Away Those Break Pads. And if you could manage to keep your speed and lane spacing juuuuust right so nobody can pass you before you pull this bullshit again at the next light, that’d be super-duper awesome.

The line at the intersection? That's where you're supposed to stop. It's never a mystery, never a surprise, never a "when did they add that?" moment. That's always what that line has meant. Stopping at the mailbox mid-block, at the trashcan 30 yards before the intersection, or at some random spot 'cause you're in the mood for extreme caution has never been a thing.

While we're on the subject of baffling inconsiderate shit...