Stuff It

This might really bum you out - but nobody enjoys the stuffed animal menagerie you have going on in your car’s rear window. They’re not charming. They're not funny. They don’t make anybody smile. All they do is make us think about sun fade and dust mites. Seriously, we can all smell the backseat of your car from here.

"Oh, folks get a kick out of it and it makes me look like a hip, with-it kinda gal."

Nope they super don't. And nope, it super doesn't. The only thing it makes anybody think is, "Shit, that chick's gonna drive 10 mph under the speed limit, and she can't see out of her windows."

So, yeah, I guess it's a positive since it successfully warns drivers that getting stuck behind you is a choice they will regret 100% of the time. Okay then -- thanks for the warning!

While we're on the subject of stuff that should be for bedtime only...